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May/June Dog Jokes
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Tuesday, 17 May 2011 00:00

The Vegas Dog - Dog HumorWhy did the dachshund bite the woman’s ankle?
Because he was short and couldn’t reach any higher!

Last Updated ( Monday, 06 June 2011 19:00 )
 
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE (Dog Humor)
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Monday, 04 April 2011 23:55

The following ad appeared in a newspaper personals section:

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE

SBF Seeks Male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a svelte good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love: long walks in the woods, hunting, camping, riding in your pickup truck, fishing trips, cozy winter nights spent lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I’ll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I’m yours. Call 555-1212 and ask for Daisy.

(The phone number was the Humane Society and Daisy was an eight week old black Labrador Retriever.)

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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 05 April 2011 00:00 )